MYSTERY SOLVED!!!!

After many many years of intense research the answer to one of life’s greatest mysteries has finally been solved. Why is Shane fat? Well, as usual, the anser is found on the internets on this site: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com. (I want to rename the site thisiswhyshaneisfat.com but I don’t think they will agree.)

Now for a small tasty sample from the site I bring you, the corn dog pizza:

This is why your're fat.

 And of course the bacon explosion:

This is woven bacon wrapped around sausage, wrapped around more bacon and then covered in bbq sauce.

Shane, you can rest easy tonight.  This is why you are fat.