Mutha’uckas
Shane and Tall is on hiatus temporarily because there are too many mutha’uckas uckin with my sh-t. Be back when I need my red delicious…
Guess who’s back…back again…
Hallelujah, Dirk is back … Japan calling. This is Super Trooper awesome.
20Q Flight of the Conchords
Shane wanted to let the world know that our boys, Flight of the Conchords, are featured in this month’s issue of Playboy. Of course we totally condone reading Playboy anyways, just saying. Been a long time since Shane has been with a woman and all…
Danity Kane broke up? Whew, Led Zeppelin is safe at the top. Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief…
For more gratuitous female body analysis, we present to you “analysis of the legs.”
Ryan Bingham – Hard Times
MakingItShane caught this new artist on Austin City Limits, enjoy.
Weighing In (pun intended)… Talking Blue Jays baseball
“The Jays are getting a top prospect, former number one overall who has struggled with injuries and has had some run-ins, but we’ll see. I do hate to see my fave, Dirk, get cut…‘Japan calling’.”
“I would not be excited about getting Bush and losing Dirk. In fact, you should be pretty pissed off. Matt Bush has been called the worst number one pick in history. He was only drafted first by the Padres because the other top two prospects (Stephen Drew and Jared Weaver) were represented by Scott Boras and they didn’t want to pay a lot of money. He’s a complete a$$hole who gets in fights.”
“Is that not basically what I said? ‘We are getting a top prospect former number one overall who has struggled with injuries and has had some run-ins, but we’ll see. I do hate to see my fave Dirk get cut…’Japan calling’.”
“I just wanted to add some context. ‘Has some run-ins’, is putting it lightly and like I said, he was a number one not because he’s good, but because the Padres are cheap.”
“Okay, so he was the number four overall pick essentially. Yes, a huge bust to date, but Bush is still young and one year he had arm surgery. Still, he throws 95 and was taken number one overall.
That is better than signing Ken Takahashi, a 39 year old Japanese soft tosser. That being said, even mighty Ken Takahashi could strike your fat a$$ out you fat lacrosse loving f-ck! Sorry…lost my control again – like Matt Bush.
JP Ricciardi, is it really fair to Ken Takahashi’s grandkids that he come to North America to play baseball for a year? JP can be so selfish sometimes.
Bush did get a $3 million plus signing bonus with San Diego, so he must have been pretty good at some point. So, we disagree there. He must have been good in high school to go number one or else he must have had a really hot girlfriend.”
“If you are the 2009 Blue Jays you get BOTH Bush and Takahashi. Yea!! Toronto Blue Jays baseball, it’s faaaaaaaaaaantastic!”
“I can only really be excited if I am the pitching coach of the Single A Dunedin Jays team where both Bush and Takahashi will play. By the way, Halladay is scheduled to start 162 for the big club. Of course, Roberto Alomar will be in court.”
“Did you see the Robbie Alomar story? Robbie was allegedly raped by two Mexicans when he was 17!?!?”
“Who knows what the truth is… she might know best I guess. I side with Roberto until further notice. She also might be crazy like Big Shaney…”
“Big Shaney is NOT crazy….”
MYSTERY SOLVED!!!!
After many many years of intense research the answer to one of life’s greatest mysteries has finally been solved. Why is Shane fat? Well, as usual, the anser is found on the internets on this site: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com. (I want to rename the site thisiswhyshaneisfat.com but I don’t think they will agree.)
Now for a small tasty sample from the site I bring you, the corn dog pizza:
And of course the bacon explosion:
Shane, you can rest easy tonight. This is why you are fat.
2010 Pro Bowl in Miami
I tend to agree with this op ed piece. Shane doesn’t have the body for Miami; however, Hawaii is very fond of one of Shane’s favorite canned meat products, Spam.
Anybody up for some Spam spaghetti carbonara?